TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU’VE EVER
BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU’LL EVER BE,
SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT
~Your Kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them!
~Going Out is good..
Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names …. But it’s OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!
~You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything …. Especially Golf.
~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It’s Called ” Pre-sleep”.
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an ” ON” and ” OFF” Switch..
~You tend to use more 4 letter words … ” what?” …….
” when?”… ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything sold in stores is ” sleeveless” !!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Now that your husband has retired …..
You’d give anything if he’d find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet …. 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!