I’m resurrecting this 2-month-old post to the front page because of the Obama administration’s TSA tyranny of those ”enhanced airport security procedures” of porn scanners and pat-down searches gropes — and especially because most Americans still do not know that Muslims are exempted from both “security” procedures.
~Eowyn (11/23/2010)
Here’s fun easy quiz posted by comic zamboni on ChristianBoard.com on September 13, 2010. I updated the quiz by adding questions #14-16. 
~Eowyn
Some of the 72 virgins who are awaiting jihadists
The Easiest Quiz In the World
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
- a. Superman
- b. Jay Leno
- c. Harry Potter
- d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by :
- a. Olga Corbett
- b. Sitting Bull
- c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
- a. Lost Norwegians
- b. Elvis
- c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
- d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980′s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
- a. John Dillinger
- b. The King of Sweden
- c. The Boy Scouts
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
- a. A pizza delivery boy
- b. Pee Wee Herman
- c. Geraldo Rivera
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
- a. The Smurfs
- b. Davey Jones
- c. The Little Mermaid
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
- a. Captain Kidd
- b. Charles Lindberg
- c. Mother Teresa
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
- a. Scooby Doo
- b. The Tooth Fairy
- c. The Sundance Kid
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
- a. Richard Simmons
- b. Grandma Moses
- c. Michael Jordan
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
- a. Mr. Rogers
- b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
- c. The World Wrestling Federation
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
- a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
- b. The Supreme Court of Florida
- c. Mr. Bean
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
- a. Enron
- b. The Lutheran Church
- c. The NFL
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
- a. Bonnie and Clyde
- b. Captain Kangaroo
- c. Billy Graham
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
14. On November 5, 2009, in Fort Hood Army base, Texas, 13 people were shot to death and 30 wounded by:
- a. Sarah Palin
- b. An angry white conservative blogger
- c. A TEA Party grandma
- d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
15. On December 25, 2009, the person who tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit but whose underwear burnt when the plastic explosives blew up was:
- a. Roman Catholic
- b. A card-carrying member of the NRA
- c. An 80-year-old woman with titanium knee replacements
- d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
16. On September 17, 2010, the six street cleaners arrested by London police for a suspected assassination plot against the Pope are:
- a. Blue-eyed blond Norwegians
- b. Las Vegas lap dancers
- c. Conservative Americans who “cling to their Bible and guns”
- d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
But our Commander In Chief insists that the “underwear bomber” of question #15 was “an isolated incident” and our airports eschew profiling Muslims and, instead, screen, wand, full-body scan, and pat-down search EVERYONE, even blue-eyed grandmothers with artificial hips!
~Eowyn
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