‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket.’
The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on!’ His wife then apologised and went on with the
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit again.
His wife replied ‘Your horse just phoned!’
~Steve~ H/T Joseph