What mumbling gets you….

A male patient is lying in bed

In the hospital,

Wearing an oxygen mask over his

Mouth and nose,

Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a

Partial sponge bath.

Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my

Testicles black?’

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

‘I don’t know, Sir.

I’m only here to wash

Your upper body.’

He struggles to ask again,

‘Nurse, are my

Testicles black?’

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

She overcomes her

Embarrassment and sheepishly

Pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his

Penis in one hand and his

Testicles in the other,

Lifting and moving them

Around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘No sir, they aren’t and I assure you, there’s nothing wrong

With them, Sir !!’

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

Smiles at her and

Says very slowly,

‘Thank you very much. That was

Wonderful, but listen

Very, very closely…..

‘ A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s -b a c k ?

~Steve~  H/T  Joseph

The Evil Act in Aurora, Colorado

In Aurora:

Evil is Responsible, Holmes was the Tool, and Violence and Death was the Result

After the attack and murder of twelve innocent people in Aurora, Colorado, the usual reaction of the liberals is to place the blame anywhere and on anyone other than the perpetrator and the liberal theology of persecuting Christianity, indoctrination of our youth in homosexuality, pornography, violence in music, in movies, in television and violence in video games.

Liberals have managed to evict God from most aspects of our lives and substitute him with sex, violence and Hollywood and spoon feed it to our children on a daily basis and then they wonder why one of those children grows up to become James Holmes and walks into a cinema and sprays the crowd with bullets.

Guns, and the ability of law-abiding citizens to purchase them are the No. 1 target of the liberals and they argue that taking away that ability would be the cure-all for the violence. To that I say BULLSHIT, one only has to look to places that have strict gun laws like Chicago and see that  violence has doubled  there even with some of the strictest gun laws in the entire country. If someone is hell-bent to commit violence they will find a way to do it, no matter what.

Holmes could have just as easy burst into that theater and thrown several molotov cocktails into the crowd and dozens could have been burned to death. He could have bought a ticket like any other patron and slipped a homemade bomb under a seat or in a trash container and triggered it remotely, he had the knowledge, just look at the elaborate booby traps he set at his apartment.

My point is that this man had the desire to commit an evil act of murder and mayhem no matter what, but just one person, a law-abiding citizen with a firearm, training, and a concealed carry permit could have saved many if not all of the twelve that died that night and the countless others that were injured. Even if he had missed him , I sure Holmes would have run for the exit not expecting someone to be returning fire. As gauged by the fact that he wore a gas mask and bullet proof vest, Holmes valued his own life more than the people he was killing.

Tom in NC

Note to my fellow posters and readers of FOTM, sorry I have been away for a while, some external mechanisms such as work and a busy schedule have kept me away more than I like, but I think things have calmed down a bit (at least for the present), so I hope I can get back into the swing of things. 

Hollyweird actor arrested for masturbating in porn movie theater

With the proliferation of online porn, the Playboy Channel, and porn DVDs, why would ANYONE go to an “adult movie” theater? Then to top it off (no pun intended), masturbate in public?

One can only conclude that a man who does this is either:

1. Stupid; or
2. An exhibitionist; or
3. Both

But that’s exactly what a major Hollywood actor named Fred Willard did.

TMZ reports that Fred Willard, variously said to be 78 or 72 years old, was arrested for lewd conduct on the night of July 18, 2012. LAPD undercover police allegedly caught him with his pants down and hand holding his exposed penis in the sordid filthy Tiki adult movie theater in Hollwood.

After his arrest, Willard was quickly released to appear at a later court date.

Willard is best known for his roles in “Best in Show”, “For Your Consideration”, “American Wedding” and “Everybody Loves Raymond.” As for which movie he was watching — there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater: “Follow Me 2,” an XXX parody of “The Client List,” and “Step Dad No. 2.”

When adult movie theaters get their license, they have to allow cops in whenever they want, to inspect the premises. In fact, the Tiki Theater has a sign posted in the front which warns customers that the theater is “viewed by LAPD.”

Willard has been married to his wife, Mary, since 1972. The couple have no children. Willard’s lawyer, Paul Takakjian, said in a statement to ABCNews.com, “With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter”. The following day PBS announced that Willard had been fired as host of Market Warriors. [Source: Wikipedia]

~Eowyn

Democrat vs. Republican Celebrities

Brad Pitt is a Democrat. Who knew?

Celebrities who are Democrats, according to the Federal Electoral Commission or are known liberals:

1. Ben Affleck (actor)
2. Andre Agassi (tennis player)
3. Jennifer Aniston (actress)
4. Kevin Bacon (actor)
5. Alec Baldwin (actor)
6. Roseanne Barr (actress)
7. Jessica Biel (actress)
8. Chevy Chase (actor)
9. John Cusack (actor)
10. Matt Damon (actor)
11. Larry David (actor, writer, producer)
12. Paula Deen (cook, actress, TV personality)
13. Robert Deniro (actor)
14. Cameron Diaz (actress)
15. Leonardo Dicaprio (actor)
16. The Dixie Chicks (singers)
17. Eminem (rapper)
18. Harrison Ford (actor)
19. Michael J. Fox (actor)
20. Jennifer Garner (actress)
21. John Goodman (actor)
22. Jake Gyllenhaal (actor)
23. Tom Hanks (actor)
24. Hugh Hefner (Playboy)
25. Faith Hill (singer)
26. Hulk Hogan (wrestler)
27. Michael Jordan (basketball player)
28. Lady Gaga (singer)
29. Tim McGraw (singer)
30. Demi Moore (actress)
31. Willie Nelson (singer)
32. Jack Nicholson (actor)
33. Rosie O’Donnell (actress)
34. Oprah (TV personality)
35. Gwyneth Paltrow (actress)
36. Sean Penn
37. Regis Philbin (TV host)
38. Brad Pitt (actor)
39. Natalie Portman (actress)
40. Susan Sarandon (actress)
41. Steven Spielberg (director, producer)
42. Jerry Springer (TV host)
43. Bruce Springsteen (singer)
44. Meryl Streep (actress)
45. Barbra Streisand (actress)
46. Tim Robbins (actor)
47. Reese Witherspoon (actress)

(40 of the above are from Matt Stopera’s list for BuzzFeed)

Buffy is a Republican! Who knew?

Celebrities who are Republicans, according to the Federal Electoral Commission or are known conservatives:

1. 50 Cent (rapper, actor)
2. Scott Baio (actor)
3. Stephen Baldwin (actor)
4. Dean Cain (actor)
5. Drew Carey (actor)
6. Alice Cooper (rock singer)
7. Tony Danza (actor)
8. Bo Derek (actress)
9. Shannen Doherty (actress)
10. Robert Duvall (actor)
11. Clint Eastwood (actor, director)
12. Gloria Estefan (singer)
13. Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress)
14. Mel Gibson (actor)
15. Kelsey Grammer (actor)
16. Sammy Hagar (rock singer)
17. Angie Harmon (actress)
18. Patricia Heaton (actress)
19. Rachel Hunter (model, actress)
20. James Earl Jones (actor)
21. Don King (boxing promoter)
22. LL Cool J (rapper, actor)
23. Nick Lachey (singer, actor)
24. Meat Loaf (rock musician, actor)
25. Heather Locklear (actress)
26. Susan Lucci (actress)
27. Karl Malone (Lakers basketball player)
28. Wayne Newton (singer)
29. Chuck Norris (actor)
30. Ted Nugent (rock musician)
31. Johnny Ramone (punk rock guitarist)
32. Mary Lou Retton (Olympic gymnast)
33. The Rock (actor)
34. Adam Sandler (actor)
35. Pat Sajak (TV game show host)
36. Tom Selleck (actor)
37. Rick Shroder (actor)
38. Jessica Simpson (actress)
39. Sylvester Stallone (actor)
40. Ben Stein (actor, writer)
41. Arnold Swarzenegger (actor; former California governor)
42. Jon Voight (actor)
43. Bruce Willis (actor)

(40 of the above names are from Matt Stopera’s list for BuzzFeed)

Some of the names on these two lists surprised me, especially the Republicans.

~Eowyn

Wild Bill Salutes Lowe’s & Urges Patriots to Buy at Lowe’s and Tell Them Why

LTG

Jane Fonda Memorial Wall — Very Heart Warming.

 

After more than 40 years, the Vietnam veterans of the United States of America have raised a phenomenal amount of money to memorialize another one of Hollywood’s loyal American citizens, who went out of their way to aid and abet the enemy and congratulate them on their treatment of U.S. POW‘s. The memorial says it all!

Yeah, I know, I got teary eyed when I saw this one too .

~Steve~                                 H/T To Miss May

 

 

It’s time for Little Johnny. Uh Oh.

 

Nothing to do with Johnny. I just love this. LOL

 

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Susie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Susie.”

Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance – Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine.”

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

~Steve~

Reno Air Races Disaster

RENO, Nev. (AP) — As thousands watched in horror, a World War II-era fighter plane competing in a Nevada event described as a car race in the sky suddenly pitched upward, rolled and did a nose-dive toward the crowded grandstand.

The plane, flown by a 74-year-old veteran Hollywood stunt pilot, then slammed into the concrete in a section of VIP box seats and blew to pieces in front the pilot’s family and a tight-knit group of friends who attend the annual event in Reno.

“It absolutely disintegrated,” said Tim O’Brien of Grass Valley Calif., who attends the races every year. “I’ve never seen anything like that before.”

Three people were killed and more than 50 injured amid a horrific scene strewn with smoking debris.

Authorities say it appears a mechanical failure with the P-51 Mustang – a class of fighter plane that can fly in excess of 500 mph – was to blame. Some credit the pilot, Jimmy Leeward, with preventing the crash from being far more deadly.

Leeward was among those killed.

Rest Of Story and Vid  HERE

PSA for Billionaires & Millionaires – Don’t Wait for Congress to Act!

Celebrity Networth Database

How Do You Make a Gift To Reduce Debt Held By the Public?

If you wish to do so, make a check payable to “Bureau of the Public Debt.” You can send it to: Bureau of the Public Debt, Department G, P.O. Box 2188, Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188. Or you can enclose the check with your income tax return when you file. Do not add your gift to any tax you may owe. See page 71 for details on how to pay any tax you owe.

H/T John Nolte of Big Hollywood

~LTG

Wild Bill Lays It on the Line about Hollywood & Guns – Leftwing Hypocrite Nutjobs