1. Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. [Even one built for two, I may add]
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he’s in trouble, and he’ll remember you when he’s in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
PS: For the record, my fav is #5….
Better to start Day first w/a smile than a frown!
~Steve~ Big H/T To our Good Fellow Joseph!