Today’ Lesson: Class Warfare. It’s Really Quite Simple

And we must give credit to the man (Satan’s Spawn) Who has made all this possible. Just think in 5 short years he has set back race relations 50 years, destroyed the futures of at least 2 generations of Black Americans. Yes you know who, So let’s give it up for President Lucy.   

President Lucy.

The folks who are getting the free stuff don’t like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.

And the folks who are paying for the free stuff  want the free stuff to stop.

And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!

Now the people who are forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff  that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So the people who are GETTING the free stuff  have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff   by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place.
We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason?
The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 236 years ago. The number of people now getting free stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.
ELECTION 2014 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

I’M 100% for PASSING THIS ON !!!
For all our sake PLEASE Take a Stand!!! 

Obama: Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Language: English only

Culture: God, Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!

~Steve~                       H/T   My Pal   Jean In NY

Ray Stevens “Come To The U.S.A.”

He’s Got a Point.

 

~Steve~                              H/T   Hujonwi

Pot Sold Right In Front Of Mall Cop. Sheesh

i’m thinking they may want to review their security procedures.

Crime Right out in the open.

~Steve~                                 H/T      Mini-Me

The Search Is Over For That Perfect Gift For You Know Who…

FOTM Endorses no product. Especially this one.  

Legal mumbo jumbo, blah blah blah, ipso facto and no way ray. I said it and I mean it and so does FOTM, legal mumbo jumbo disclaimer.

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Now I don’t know about you, but there is this great big

White House in Washington where this guy lives who is very deserving of this lovely gift. Or your Congress Critter. Senator. Or your loud mouth Brother in Law. The possibilities are endless. My only problem is the order form. Please scroll to second sheet to see.

I’m torn between the ever exotic “Gorilla Poop”

Or

You can never Go wrong with the “Combo Poop Pack”

( Three Kinds)

I had to do a screen shot to do this. The actual website is 

http://www.poopsenders.com/

FOTM takes no responsibility for any orders placed. Nor do we endorse this site.

It is posted under Humor. Got it. Good now start laughing.

~Steve~                   H/T  My 13 YR old, who like all 13 yr olds thinks poop is funny

Sunday Funny Papers.

Blond Police Recruits for the Toronto Police Department

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Toronto Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So you all want to be cops, huh?”

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said,
“To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.“

 

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”

The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did, he has only one eye!

The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, “What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?”

“Yes! He only has one ear!”

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady?
This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear! You’re excused too!”

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but….”
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”

The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.

” The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Hellooooooooooooo!
With only one eye and one ear, ….he certainly can’t wear glasses.”

~Steve~                                  H/T     Miss May

 

If Ya Can’t Beat Em..Join Em.

I Wonder if this would work? I sure do miss that video. 

~Steve~                               H/T    The Short Fella Who Lives With Me

You Can’t Fix Stupid

 

Umm, OK I’m speechless . That doesn’t happen too often.  

It’s true, you can’t fix stupid . . . .  

“FISHING” WITH A HAND GRENADE!

 

Throw it, . . don’t drop it. . .dumbass!!  

 

You can’t help but watch this over and over.

Doing this from a inflatable boat just adds to the stupidity factor.

Yes folks, these idiots are out there.

They vote, drive and walk amongst us.

Be careful out there !

~ Steve~                                               H/T WildBillAlaska

 

Don’t you just hate it when a Schmuck takes 2 spaces when he parks

Well I Have An Idea.

Chalk……….never know when you will need it.

I love it! I am headed to the Dollar Store for some of those BIG chalk sticks!

 

Why you should keep a piece of chalk in your car.

Works for me.

~Steve~                                                 H/T  WildBillAlaska

Another Obama scandal: State Dept covers up employees’ prostitution and drug ring

Hell Must Have Froze Over

The Fact that CBS or any net has finally broken a story on our resident POS is very encouraging. I think they have had enough. 

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CBS News: U.S. State Department Cover-Ups Range From Prostitution Charges to Drug Rings

http://washington.cbslocal.com
           June 10, 2013 9:44 AM

WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – Uncovered documents show the U.S. State Department may have covered up allegations of illegal behavior ranging from sexual assaults to an underground drug ring.

CBS News reports that is has unearthed documents from the Diplomatic Security Service (DSS), an internal watchdog agency, that implicate the State Department in a series of misconducts worldwide.

The memo, reported by CBS News’ John Miller, cited eight specific examples, including allegations that a State Department security official in Beirut “engaged in sexual assaults” with foreign nationals hired as embassy guards and the charge and that members of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s security detail “engaged prostitutes while on official trips in foreign countries” — a problem the report says was “endemic.”

Former State Department internal investigator Aurelia Fedenisn told CBS News, “We also uncovered several allegations of criminal wrongdoing in cases, some of which never became cases.”

Often times, other DSS agents were simply told to back off of investigations of high-ranking State Department members. Fedenisn told CBS that “hostile intelligence services” allow criminal behavior to continue.

In one such cover-up, investigators were told to stop probing the case of a U.S. ambassador who was suspected of patronizing prostitutes in a public park. The memo states that the ambassador was permitted to return to his post despite having, “routinely ditched…his protective security detail” in order to “solicit sexual favors from prostitutes.”

A draft of the Inspector General’s report on the performance of the Diplomatic Security Service, obtained by CBS News, states, “Hindering such cases calls into question the integrity of the investigative process, can result in counterintelligence vulnerabilities and can allow criminal behavior to continue.”

Fedenisn was part of the team that drafted the whistleblower report, and CBS News reports that two hours after the charges were reported, investigators from the State Department’s Inspector General showed up at her door.

A statement to CBS News states, “It goes without saying that the Department does not condone interference with investigation by any of its employees.”

~Steve~                                        H/T  Drudgereport.com

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/06/10/cbs-news-u-s-state-department-cover-ups-range-from-prostitution-charges-to-drug-rings/

Difference Between Grandpas And Grandmas.

 

Why Grandfathers are different! 

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy– just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn’t see a single butthead, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse’s ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!”

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw.

I really didn’t have any fun. 

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

~Steve~                       H/T   Ken L.