FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results.
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you’d like to know. 
~Steve~ H/T Joseph
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… (breath) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
~TD
Hey TD, I’m glad you liked it, so did I! I confess that when I sent it to Steve I knew he’d like it, ’cause he’s as twisted as I am… BUT I wasn’t sure how it would go down w/all our readers, especially the gals. However, once again the truth triumphs over Hoeland Insecurity!
Loved it! It’s hilarious.
Joseph, there was a slight moment of hesitation. I got over that real quick.
The truth is pretty funny.
The girls LOOOOOVE this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So true…
Lol, well, surprise surprise!
I almost didn’t click on the headline link because I thought it was going to be some drab, boring, official chart from DHS/TSA bragging re their “successes.”
Glad to see you snuck in a funny instead!