Can You Guess Which Upstanding Organization These Statistics Apply To
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, I repeat71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested! for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year!>
Can you guess which organization this is?
Is it the NBA , NHL or NFL?
Or perhaps Hollywood stars?
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None of the above, It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
H/T to my cousin Bob
Tom in NC
Surreal, isn’t it? One of my favorite movie scenes is in “Mars Attacks” when the aliens come “in peace” to speak with Congress … then promptly nuke them all with a space gun, “ACK-ing” with glee as they do so. The meeting is being broadcast live, and a grandma in a nursing home bursts into laughter and claims “They blew up Congress!” xD
My first thought was the House of Reps………..I guess I was close enough .
Don’t forget about Rep. Hastings out of Fla.
japoa, your first guess was right. House is Congress.
It’s time for a house cleaning — all they seem to do is for themselves
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LIKuEU1rm5o/UBuxFtliX4I/AAAAAAAABdQ/9sVjAkZGI8A/s1600/Congress_of_Baboons.jpg
Seriously though, I read somewhere that an alarming % of incumbents were voted back last November 6. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
Eowyn!!! Some humor is downright dangerous!!!
I could have been reading this with a glass of water in my hand, and shorted out the computer!
LMAO!!!
LOL… that clearly explains a lot!!!!
A couple of other group names I find promising are:
– a Mob of Kangaroos
– a Murder of Crows
A Murder of Crows.
Oooooh, I like that! Perfect for the Obama regime.
Would that be a murder of black crows or a murder of jim crows? Just asking….
LOL
In either case, it’s an insult to crows, which studies have determined to be among the smartest, if not the most intelligent of birds.
Damn , I thought that was the line for an Obama phone , or an Obama check , or food stamps ……………..
I love those baboons, this photo made my day.
That’s great!!!
I love it!!!
…and I thought all the criminal members of congress were from Massachusetts. I stand corrected.
As Shakespeare wrote “‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!”
Oh my, what an insult to the large group of baboons to be called a “Congress” !
BAM!!!
Would love to know their names and the states they represent!