What better way to start the new year than with another world-famous FOTM Caption Contest?
Here’s the pic for FOTM’s 38th Caption Contest:
You know the drill:
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!

- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of Sunday, January 13, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“In the year 3001, explorers from Alpha Centauri found the remains of a curious mountain on Earth, carved with images of the founding fathers of a short-lived country, the Disunited Socialist States of Amerika (2008-2018).”
For the winner of FOTM’s last contest to name you-know-who, go here!
~Eowyn


“President Obama employs thousands in new public works program”
Mount Liberalmore
hmm 1000′s i do believe it would take 100,000′s of government employees and 100′s of years to work on such a project and in the end all four heads would be obama’s paid for by the 49%
Mount Crushmore Americans Under Debt
Count Down to Demolition 5 4 3 2 1 XXXXXXXXX
No Sane Person will miss Mt. Crushmore
Malaise in marble, gimme in granite,
the rock of redistribution.
The Marx(ist) Brothers
The faces of “Time for a Change” immortalized forever after the third raising of the National Debt Ceiling.
Well son, back in those days we just called it Mt. Hemroid
Stoned in Love.
the 4 horsemen of apocalypse
Mountain, move in the mighty name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, move directly into the Sea of Forgetfulness.
Thank you LORD for your word.
On the rocks….with a splash of kool-aid please
OMG!!! Is this Hell?
The United Socialist States of Amerika opens its newest national park: Sh*thead Mountain.
-Dave
The 4 Stooges
“See – even rocks can be ‘dummied-down’
Imprudential: Life on the Rock