This Just In!!! Check Your Mail..
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2013 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two
discount coupons to KFC, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my arse and a ‘Blame it on Bush’
poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
~Steve~
H/T Jean
Thanks to Obama, we won’t have yards to put a sign in, a oven to bake bread in, a car to drive to KFC in or put a bumper sticker on! HMMM unless we all started speaking spanish, then we are all good to go!
Hi Miss owllady, how ya been. Still sparkly I hope. Sorry I just caught up to this comment. I’m days behind the rest of the planet. I’ll meet you at the park.
Groannnn. I miss the park.
“LOL…DAMN IT!” wish it were a joke!
Not true, actually the 2013 package has a “Foreward!” bumper sticker.
Wait jes’ a minute heah, Steverino! I did’nu git no hoe for to bake my cornbread on! Where’s my hoe?