Don’t mess with Texas! Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled: Survivor, Texas Style!
The eight contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville.
They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth.
Finally, back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:
1 ~ I’m a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns
The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas !!!
h/t Laura
DCG
The ultimate “Survivor” contest would have to be “Survivor, San Francisco”:
Drive a big Humvee w/ these bumper stickers:
1 ~ I’m a Republican
2 ~ No Same-Sex Marriage
3 ~ No Amnesty for Illegals
4 ~ Guns don’t kill. Only people kill
5 ~ Obama sucks
6 ~ I’ll Vote for Romney
Correction: SF will cheer “Obama sucks,” but for the wrong reason!
Hahaha…Doc we were at a gun show in Texas Saturday and we parked behind a pickup that had every single one of these on the tale gate! Plus one…”life begins at conception”! No Joke!
Reblogged this on robert's space and commented:
see i caved in.
Proud to be a Texan!!!
Yup, that’s Texas.