This was the pic for the 33rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest:
Sec. of State Hillary Clinton presents singer Christina Aguilera with the McGovern Award in honor of her work as an Ambassador Against Hunger for the UN World Food Program, Oct. 5, 2012.
Seven FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner is…..
We have a tie!
And the winners are Sally Walker and TNrick!!!!!
Here’s Sally Walkers‘ caption, which received three #1 votes, totaling 9 points:
“If I told you were beautiful, would you hold them against me?”
Here’s TNrick‘s caption, which received one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 9 points:
“Almost as big as my balls!”
Locke Enlode is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points:
“And everyone always thought Slick Willy was the CREEPY one!?!?!”
Bruce Bausch is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:
“Damn… one pair DOES beat a straight!”
GOD GUTS GLORY and AMMO and moxielouise are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“I’m all for same sex marriage, you be the she, I’ll be the he”
“Ambassador? What ambassador? Leave me alone, I’m busy…”
Dennis H. Bennett, with one #2 vote, is in 5th place:
“Nice earrings!”
Congratulations, Sally Walker and TNrick!
Here are your super-duper, one-of-a-kind hand-scribbled (by moi) Award Certificates of Excellence!!!!!
To see all the caption submissions, CLICK HERE!
Watch for our next Caption Contest, tomorrow! 
~Eowyn
Congrats to you winners! Great lines both of you!!
Can’t wait for the next contest!!!!!!!
I would have posted: Wow, just think about the fun the fun Bill and I could have with those