This is the 33rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM’s beloved DCG and Hardnox):
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton presents singer Christina Aguilera with the State Department’s McGovern Award in honor of her work as an Ambassador Against Hunger for the UN World Food Program, Oct. 5, 2012 (photo by AFP/Getty’s Paul J. Richards).
You know the drill:
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
The winner and runner-up will be announced on Sunday, October 21, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Xtina: “Poor Monica Lewinsky. To this day, she has no idea this is what Bill the hound dog meant when he proposed a threesome.”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn
Ambassador? What ambassador? Leave me alone, I’m busy…
Have you named them? Bill can help with that! He named all of our places and their private locations when Monica was here.
Great, Bill’s gonna love those…
“I wonder if I can get Huma to go for implants?”
Can you say ” Motorboat”???
I finally get what Bill has been looking for after all these years…a pair of those!
Which is witch?
“Someone having more than their ‘fair share’ just took on a whole new meaning in the Liberal Lexicon,” thought Hillary.
If I’d had a pair like that I could have gotten into the White House on my own and not needed Bill.
I wish mine were like hers!
Bill and I do have something in common!
Almost as big as my balls!
ROFLMAO
My dad used to hide her albums in the closet when I was a kid. During a party he would play them so loud, I finally knew all the words. I would lay there in my bed singing along.
Knockers Up !
ฉันคิดในภาษาไทย ใช่ฉันเลสเบี้ยนน่าเกลียดไขมันและคุณเป็นคนหนึ่งที่งดงามกว้าง!
Billary thinking in Thai. (Translation: Yes, I am a fat ugly lesbian, and you are one gorgeous broad!!)
I wonder if those would have kept Bill at home more often?
Huma, hush! I’m trying to channel the girls.
Wow, that’s sure some silicone valley going on there!
-Dave
As Governor William J. Le Petomane said in the movie “Blazing Saddles”
“Work work work, work work work, work work work. Hello boys, have a good nights rest? i missed you!” There are distinct parallels between the Governor’s crew and the current administration too.
M R Falsies – CM TT – M R Falsies
I’m all for same sex marriage, you be the she, I’ll be the he
Damn… one pair DOES beat a straight!
Hey Baby… Call me Daddy!!!
Hmmmm. Maybe if I drop my keys down there…………
If I told you were beautiful, would you hold them against me?
Brilliant!!!
I wonder if they can be transplanted”… humm.
I just can’t get Janet Reno out of my mind!
Nice earrings!
Daddy like!
And everyone always thought Slick Willy was the CREEPY one!?!?!
I ran across this “discovery” a few weeks ago: http://news.yahoo.com/theory-why-men-love-breasts-223029914.html
It applies to “straight men”, therefore, it fits!!
A man decided it was finally time to choose a bride and settle down to a family life.He had three different girl friends to choose from,since he like them all it was a difficult choice.So he had a plan to help him decide,He would give each a Thousand dollars to do with as they pleased, and this would help him make his decision .
The first young lady spent the money on clothes and make up .as she explained to him ..” to make herself more attractive for him” And she was beautiful and the man was impressed.
The second young lady, took all the money and made sound investments with it.She explained to him.. ”She could always be trusted to be careful and wise with the families Funds” ..Wow! The man was very impressed,
The third young lady who was very charitable put half in a savings account and donated the other half to a worthy children’s charity..Because she was kind and loved children..The man was very Impressed.
How to decide?…He picked the one with the biggest BOOBS .
Men Are like that!!!