Who won our 31st Caption Contest?

This was the pic:

7 FOTM writers voted, each for his or her #1 and #2 captions.

Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and three #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is….

brolin1911a1 !!!!!!

This is his winning caption:

“It looks like Barney had one belt too many at the bar before checking in.”

Our runner-up, in second place, is christy, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points. This is her caption:

“My boyfwends don’t like my Porky Pig voice, so this makes me talk like a wheel man.”

GySgt1 and Tom are both in 3rd place, each received one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“Yes, I asked for the S&M suite that adjoins Congresswoman Schultz’s.”

“Frankly Charlotte, I don’t give a damn.”

Homekort Ave is in 4th place, with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points.

Locke Enlode is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points.

Congratulations, brolin1911a1 ! Here’s your super-duper one-of-a-kind hand-scribbled (by moi) Award Certificate of Excellence!!!!!

For all caption submissions, go here!

Get ready for our next Caption Contest – tomorrow!

~Eowyn