Ahh, the never-ending ingenuity of the American Male!
Don’t have a spoon?
I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
No bottle opener?
I can fix that!
Room too dark using compact fluorescents?
I can fix that!
Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
Can’t afford a real GPS?
I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can’t read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?
I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
No skate park in town?
I can fix that!
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
I can fix that!
Car can’t be ordered with the “Woody” option?
I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
WTF?
Only a man could have thought of this last solution:
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
H/t FOTM’s beloved Lady Wendy
~Eowyn
The baby has another side, with no cup!
Thank you – that was good for a morning laugh! SMH at the stuff people think up!
medic….uncontrolled mirth and laughing …can’t stop :0
Too funny!
You’re too funny for words.. Where do you find this stuff?
I love the beer in the washer.
Hotel room sinks work pretty well for that, too.
-Plus the ice is free.
-Dave
we may have a violation of all of my patented inventions
You should have copy-righted them!
Some of these were quite funny, some were useful, and one in particular was dangerous: Don’t EVER put a pair of scissors in an electrical outlet—unless it’s at Joe Biden’s office!