This is the 28th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
You know the drill:
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
The winner and runner-up will be announced on Friday, August 24, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“My husband says it’s so unfair that I don’t get a salary as First Lady. Ha! I should get an added bonus for flashing my cleavage and legs!”
For the two winners of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn
“How did I get stuck next to this hideous table cloth on a pole? Hubby tells me the red and white stripes reminds him of the days of old in Indonesia praising Allah. I wonder if the US tax payers will fund our one-way tickets back there this January?”…. Michelle Obama.
“If I stay planted here they cant see my fat butt”
“This red white and blue tablecloth is really bringing down the look of my $10,000 dress I picked for this event”
“I sure do love these $3400 shoes!”
Little Miss Slovenly sat on her tuffett, when along came Ubama who sat down beside her…………………
“Oh yea, when he ever shuts up, we are going home and having some french fries cooked in butter, and dipped in gravy”
Then we gonna chow on some fried chicken and waffles! Barry, get that black bitch from the Waffle House over to the White House to sho them fools in the kitchen how’s I like it.
I wish I didn’t have to sit next to this stupid flag.
As my lowly peon, you need the correct voluminous permits and licenses to run a lemonade stand to benefit charities in your communnity. As your Queen, I ALONE rule on the releasing of the Brown Sugar! And I say, let them eat cake!
“Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Devil with the blue dress on”
Miranda,
LOL – You so beat me to this.
-Dave
To be honest, I’m more of a snob now; give me lights and cameras anywhere in the world and I’m happy!
There’s that damn flag again!
Put me by that damn flag, huh? That’s the last time Hillary’s in charge of seating arrangements.
If they only knew that we wipe our ass on that red, white and blue racist rag.
Thought balloon: Day’em, we sho have them stupid cracka’s fooled.
-Dave
I’ll sure have someone’s hide for seating me next to this old white mens flag. In the meantime I’ll just focus on where my next vacation will be.
“That is one big piece of toilet paper!”
With all the negative comments about my body, I need to expand Lets Move! to help educate some adults on body image. I have a toned & curvaceous body and honestly some women pay cosmetic surgeons to get a body like mine! I workout, eat healthy and always dress appropriately and stylishly, so why the negativity? Envy? Oh well, while Barack is serving his second term as President, maybe…just maybe I can reach some of those narrow-minded individuals.
This is a perfect example of “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. Unlike you…I do not see it.
Barack, I told you all this attention was on my gorgeous legs and not that damn flag.
So, you think you’re going to win? I doubt it, little Stars and Stripes. BWHAAAAA. I doubt it, because you will lose! BWHAAA!
That’s right, I farted. But you ain’t gonna say nuttin, cause if ya do, you’s a racis…..
Ferragamo peep-toe pumps, $3,400. Periwinkle designer sheath with matching duster, $11,850. Watching Oprah wait in line with the tourists to get into the White House, priceless.
I can’t wait to take this flag down!
The Ugly Hog and the spectacularly beautiful American Flag.
all this for that stupid flag…. and boy do i ever have to take a dump i’m holding it i’m keeping it in blippp blobbbb ahhhhh
Meanwhile, back on the chitlin circuit……………………………is it a bird is it a plane, no! It’s the devil in a blue dress, devil with the blue dress on.
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels has got this lady’s number methinks.
Mmmm, I’m havin that flag for “lunch”…
Can I go now ? That flag is hurtin my eyes ! Got some shoppin to do for my next vacay
Oooohhhh…who’d ever thought I’d make it onto “Dating Game?”
Bachelor number 1, if I helped you go from Community Organizer, all the way to President of the United States, and you made me the First Lady, would you be sure that I got to take the most lavish vacations in the entire history of the country? And if so, how would you pay for them?
A. From your personal checking account
B. A huge loan to be paid back in installments
Or C.
Stick it to the all the hard working people in the country who pay taxes?
Bachelor Number One:
Well, seeing all that you have to offer, I’d be crazy to deny the taxpayers the joy of affording you, your every whim.
Oooohhhh, Bachelor Number One, you do have a way with words!
Yeah, I’ll smile for 83 more days then I’m leaving your losin behind behind.
Amber, come here and campaign for Barry like you did 4 years ago, so I could finish you off!
Dreaming of where to go on the next million dollar vacation–!
Ignorant and smug.
Michelle:The next person that calls me Grimace again will be working at McDonalds….
http://www.lynnaluvers.com
There’s that damn flag again!
Well,lawdy lawdy lawdy,I have just invented the world’s first re-usable feminine hygiene product.Launch date Nov.7-2012.
“Those were some good brownies”
“Say what they want, but I’ll always have Paris, London,, Madrid …..”
I cannot believe I have to sit next to this damn flag.
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The Obamas at the Tenth Anniversary of the 911 Radical Muslim Terrorist Attacks on US soil:
Michelle Obama – “All This for a Damn Flag”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2SQUXjxUS8
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All This for a Damn Flag – Shown at Three different speeds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJgWMI0hch8
I surely hope the designer of this suit that I am wearing – does not go bankrupt – like all the others – after I wore their clothes!
I should have worn a push-up bra……but I do not have much. That will be the next thing I have these stupid taxpayers pick up the tab upon = my new plastic breasts.
Looks like there’s a bunch of liberals logging in and thumbing down all the entrys…I bet if I said something good about Michelle I’d have all thumbs up…
Aack! Who cares? Let them exercise their little pittance of petty power. We can give thumbs up and there are way more of us than there are of them! LOL
One dumb, butt-ugly Hog.
Give her a “THUMBS-DOWN” for me too.
Thank you.