But the POS wants you to give him the $5 you spend on your beer.
Obama sent out a Tweet requesting that U.S. citizens contribute the $5 we were planning to spend on beer or other adult beverages to his campaign. After all, it’s for a good cause — to “help this campaign win.” [Source: White House Dossier's Keith Koffler]
Listen, you socialist, self-hating, composite ID’d, Teleprompter-Pavlovian excuse for a POTUS: My friends and I are keeping our five-spots to spend on OURSELVES for beer, wine and hard liquor. Moderate consumption of alcoholic beverages takes the edge off the sad reality of your residing in the White House and ruining this nation…
Indeed, I’ll start saving in five-dollar increments from now to early November…then I’ll splurge BIG TIME on a premium bottle and share it with friends to celebrate voting your sorry butt out of office!
Guest columnist for FOTM