This is the 27th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic (h/t our beloved Hardnox):
You know the drill:
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
The winner and runner-up will be announced on Monday, August 13, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“When he asked for two big ones, Allah misheard and gave him goiters instead.”
Please keep your captions clean!!!
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
~Eowyn
I give up…..I call foul. My mind simply cannot caption that picture and keep it even remotely clean. Someone else’ll have to win this one. LOL (I had the word “bukkake” in several mental attempts)
Oh, c’mon, SDF! You can do it. Rise to the challenge! LOL
I knew you’d catch that. LOL!
After being told he had “no cajones”, the illustrious President donned his finest to “show them.”
BTW, please tell me that shirt is computer generated. . .
That was probably what he wore to the opening ceremony of the Olympics…way to represent us.
President Richard Cranium shows up at a Kiss-In at a local Chick-Fil-A today asking for supporter’s chicken money.
-Dave
Brilliant! ROFL!
After receiving Michelle’s clothing bill, Obama encouraged her to take his lead in finding great GoodWill clothing for under $5.
What a Pukeum.
Why my balls around my neck? Why that’s because I’m a dickhead!
LOL – Except those balls have been magnified 1000 times.
-Dave
Why yes, Anderson Cooper has been much friendlier since I got this shirt!
Who needs Birthcontrol now that all the girls are scared that “it” will look like “that”.
What’s this?! Earl Grey! I said I wanted to get tea-bagged!
Its funny…every time I wear this shirt I get a stiff neck, that starts to itch then I shoot off my mouth and I fall asleep shortly after.
I have heard of such in traveling circuses but have never seen one before. TPOTUS or “Dick with Ears.” Amazing!!!
Geez, sure hope this is covered under my Obamacare!
Well, they wanted so desperately to see my birth certificate…I just figured this was next.
ROFLMAO! Very clever!
Senator weiner you thought yours was impressive, Twitter this big boy.
Nuts around the neck,
I hope that dont catch on, like saggin pants : \
Let Ann Romney have her thousand dollar fish shirt; let’s see what she thinks of my original Lupe Domingo T-shirt painting of Michelle’s bootie…
ROFL!
Once again Obama will be honored in Stockholm, this time for the newest international award, the Nobel Pecker Prize.
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb. Is that clean enough?
If not then how about yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The First Wookie is gonna be pissed when she realizes Barry is wearing “her” t-shirt… and fills it out better to boot! Run away run away! : )
I tried to become a member of the Tea Party but all they gave me is this silly T-shirt… Get Larry Sinclair on the phone, pronto! I think I’ve just been “Alinskied!”
MK-Ultra really screwed up whan they manufactured this Goofball.
But you can call me Richard.
Why yes Mr. Limbaugh I do believe in circumsion, why do you ask?
Or
Circumsion should not be mandatory, I mean well hell take me for example!
We finally get the transparency he promised
Have a date with Sandra Fluke after the speech
I Gave $5000 dollars to my re election fund and received this free T-shirt
By executive order FREE VIAGRA included in Obamacare
I am wearing my Sharia compliant clothing
Official photo of my Legacy
Yes ,I did say I support same sex marriage ,OOOOHHH by the way anyone interested
If you think I’m limp now … just wait ’till I am a lame duck!
I got this for the national convention, I hear ALL THREE of the attendees will be wearing them. Including Elizabeth Pocahontis Warren.
putting on this shirt really highlights the fact that obama in fact is a dickhead..
Been there. Done that. Got the tshirt.
Still causing tingles down Chris Mathews’ legs.
ROFLMAO! Brilliant!
“Stimulus anyone”?
Is this why everybody calls me “Richard Cranium” ?
Chestnuts roasting on an open liar…..
Awesome!
Announcement via Executive Order! “Look for a drone above you to drop off your FREE Obamashirt.” Then on November 6th, polling places have this posted, “NO OBAMASHIRT! NO ENTRY!” Yes, it was difficult to leave the “R” in shirt
ROFLMAO!
One of these can be yours when you donate your next birthday/wedding/baby shower gift to my campaign!!