This was the pic for our 26th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest:
8 FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and four #2 votes, for a total of 14 points is…[Dramatic Drumroll please!]…
Ilyan Kei Lavanway!!!!!
This is his winning caption:
“Are the cameras rolling? Okay, let’s pray.”
Our runner-up, in second place, is Jill of All Trades…Expert of None! This is her caption, which received two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points:
“Is that? Yep…dammit, toilet paper on my shoe AGAIN!”
Homeschool Mama and God Guts Glory and Ammo are both in 3rd place, each receiving one #1 vote and one #2 vote, each totaling 5 points.
Here are their respective captions:
“I’m so tired of pretending to be a Christian I could just spit!”
“ALLAH, grant me enough time to get 18 holes in”
Igor and White Knuckle Driver are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, for 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“the potus emerges from the closet.. yes i will marry john travolta.”
“Allah, your narcissistic servant requests new ideas for executive orders. I’ve got nuthin…”
Sig94 is in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
“The latest pic from Obama’s narrow focus “Me” camera.”
Congratulations, Ilyan!!! Here’s your super-duper one-of-a-kind hand-scribbled Award Certificate of Excellence!!!!!!
For all the caption submissions, go here!
Watch for our 27th Caption Contest, tomorrow! 
~Eowyn
ITS Too late but i’ll chip in….” I knew the US had 60 states, why did I say its 57:”, or, ” I need to call the choom gang again, I need another pot session”, “Allah, grant me the wisdom and endurance to withstand my anal pain”
Good ones, Manuel!
Check back here tomorrow morning for our new Caption Contest, and
a very warm WELCOME to the Fellowship!
What a pleasant surprise
I didn’t expect a thing with so many witty writers on here. Congrats everyone!
Awesome!! Thanks for the honor and I accept my award gracefully…even if it was for 2nd place!
Congratulations, Jill, on 2nd place! Your 2 captions for the new 27th contest are funny and brilliant!
Well, thanks
I sure am having fun with your contests.