Dog for Sale

 

Look at the picture first before you read the ad. :D

Dog For Sale.

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name: Ho Lee Schitt.

H/t FOTM’s Miss May

~Eowyn

 

9 Responses to Dog for Sale

  1. edward oleander

    omg… If we ever got a dog, this would be it… LOVE masties…

  2. Goodness, Obama could survive on him for a month!!

  3. …Ho-lee might have something to say about that….
    i can see him digging a hole to bury the POS in :)

    • Nawwww, he just needs to chew him up, gulp, and then immediately digest him into what he truly is… a piece of sh*t that was the result of a massive bowel movement… basically what our nation and the world currently needs to do to this odiferous POS! Let Hitlery come by and earn her pay and clean up the mess.

  4. such sad eyes dogs know much more then we humans give them credit for.. dogs and of course horses have gone to war with us and helped us bring in the evening dinner much more than friends or pets they truly are comrades

  5. 265 lbs! That can be twice the weight of a human being – a woman. Hardnox, is that normal or is the huge size from selective breeding?

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