To more accurately reflects its political stance, the Democratic Party today announced that it is abandoning the donkey for a new symbol.
Here’s the Democratic Party’s new symbol:
The condom is a far better symbol for the Democrats because it:
- Allows for inflation
- Halts production
- Destroys the next generation
- Protects a bunch of pricks, and
- Gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
H/t FOTM’s beloved Grouchy Fogie