For the 49% of us who still pay income tax

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS, and it puzzles me! They’re questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied:

“12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate; and a big POS in the White House.”

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?

H/t FOTM’s beloved Joseph.

Click here for Eowyn’s post, “Unsustainable! 51% of Americans pay no federal income taxes!”

~Joan