This is FOTM’s 21st Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
Bill Clinton posed for this photo with 2 porn stars (and an unidentified tranny-looking blonde) at star-studded benefit gala at a casino in Monaco, May 24, 2012. Brooklyn Lee (in the blue dress) won Best Sex Scene at the AVN awards. Tasha Reign (with her hand on Clinton) has starred in films including Farm Girls Gone Bad and Baby Got Boobs 8.
You know the drill:
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
The winner and runner-up will be announced next Saturday, June 9, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“Even in retirement, Slick Willie is still in a pissing contest with the Secret Service.”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!
~Eowyn
Hillary (IF) “What happens in Colombia, stays in Colombia.”
Then “What happens in Monaco, stays in Monaco.”
No, honest, Hillary! I just typed in “Whitehouse.com” and this is what happened!!
Billy Jeff:
Dayem, I fergot mah cigars.
-Dave
Dave,
How are your parents and the situation at home? Many FOTM readers expressed great concern and prayed for you.
I had e-mailed you the link to the post, but here it is again:
http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/05/22/please-pray-for-our-dave/
I was going to stay out of this, as Eo knows how very much I loathe both of these diseased POS, but: after seeing how much fun you’re having in the sandbox, here I come, and I know Heaven WILL forgive me. In fact, it’s already happened!
“OK, now y’all know how to assume the positions, and Ah don’t want any more slippages like the last time, otherwise the money stays w/Daddy!”
LOL – Last time Billy Jeff hooked up with a loose girl in a blue dress, it nearly cost him the presidency.
And I wonder how many lamps Broom Hilda threw when she saw this photo.
-Dave
Billy Jeff, heh heh heh…
Yeah, but Broom Hilda’s only pissed ’cause she’s not part of the action!!
He is the father, but who is the mother?
“The girls on my arms are adept
at accepting most Johnsons, and yet
the big Mac on the end, though a phoney
may have trouble with my big Peyronie.”
Bill asked, “Hey girls, do y’all like cigars?”
Slick Willie rides again– yehah!
American SexPress…Don’t leave home without em!
Hi Hillary, want to meet my cousins?
“Now be patient ladies, you’ll all have a turn. Now eeny, meeny, miny, moe, which one of you gets first crack at being “Monaco’s Lewinsky”?”
Very witty, takes the cake, IMHO!
I’m starting my own secret service!
“Y’all like pizza?”
What do you get when you combine 6 boobs and 1 dork? A Clinton International Information Exchange…… (i.e. Tit for tat)
Bill ? Oh…. the old guy in the picture.
Hey Skippy, do you see any Secert Service around? Oh and thanks for sending Hilliary to that meeting. She thinks I gave up cigar smoking years ago, but beleive me I can still smoke em.
Bill: “Damn, I’m short a brunette…”
“What? Oh, my wife Hillary? Don’t you be worrying about her. I saw a photo of her on a conservative blogsite. She was all liquored up in a Colombian conga line. She’s a very busy woman and we have a little “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy in our house, if you know what I mean!”
As a writer, I gotta tell ya that’s one GREAT simile for the most vile female POS in NA. Kudos to ya!
Looky here Teddy, 5 years ago Obama would have been gettin us coffee and this tranny wouldn’t have gotten within 100 yards of the secret service.
Bll’s way of keeping a breast on foreign affairs!
“Trust me, I’ll pay for the dry cleaning”
ROFL
That’s good, Goose!
Yeah, she looks every bit the tired, bitter, lesbian lawyer. She needs to see Napolitano for some fashion tips.
Hillary has been consistently been rejected from Bill’s photoops. Really can’t blame the guy.
After receiving a desperate message from slut-starved Monaco, former President Clinton responds with a magnificent gift of this Trollop Trifecta.
“Look out Monica, Brooklyn’s got the blue dress now!” lol
Good one, Aimeslee!
Someone get me a cigar..
“Farm Girls Gone Bad”? I’ve been known to have done some hoeing in my day, baby!
Read my Lips: No, I DID NOT have sex with Princess Grace, but I have made up for that here in Monaco……..(in his thoughts—-All the dresses they’re wearing have already been thouroughly dry-cleaned by the most exclusive establishment here in Monaco)….