Ready to "woo" the ladies...

Back on the market…

Daily Mail: Chaz Bono is back on the market after splitting from his its partner of 12 years in December.  And it seems the single star is eager to spruce up his its look as he it prepares to dip his its toe back in the dating pond.

The 43-year-0ld, who was born female and named Chastity, visited a barber shop in Los Angeles yesterday to get a haircut.  The child of signer Cher left the salon with neatly groomed locks and a spring in his its step.

Chaz recently said that he’s it is looking forward to wooing the ladies on with his its moves after picking up a few tricks during his its time on Dancing with the Stars last year.  “What a great skill: to be able to take a woman dancing…and actually know what you’re doing!” he told People magazine.

Chaz began gender reassignment two years ago and recently revealed he it is now saving for the final surgery to get a penis.

While Chaz and other transgenders try to figure out in their heads what they are and mutilate their bodies, the media call them by some PC-infected transgender terminology.  I’m going to call it as I see it: by ones’ physical attributes – given to you by God. 

Gals - a warning: Chaz Bono is:

1. A DNA-chromosome female, with
2. A beard fuzz on her face,
3. Whose breasts have been amputated,
4. With a clitoris, vagina, fallopian tubes, and ovaries.

I’m sure the women will be lining up for a date with Chaz.

DCG