An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
~Steve~ H/T I_MAN
I substituted “democrat” for “blonde” and then I laughed and I laughed…
where’s that bar…it’s a good day to die and whata way to go
ROFL!
-Dave
ROFL!!!
What she said!! And I only changed it because it was a non-violent joke, no one got killed, and I just got blonded last weekend!
Love it!!!!!
Wait a minute! A penny on the ground–why, wasn’t that how the Scot dug the Grand Canyon?