Hank for President, 2012

Are you sick of voting for the lesser of two evils: Democrat Tweedledee versus Republican Tweedledum?

Here’s a candidate worthy of your vote.

His campaign describes him as “a proud Independent” with “real world experience, a unique point of view, and limitless energy.”

And unlike politicians of whatever stripe, he’s actually useful.

He catches mice.

Meet Hank, a 9-year-old (52 in human years!) street cat, who has entered the hotly contested U.S. Senate race in Virginia, against former Virginia governors George Allen (R) and Tim Kaine (D).

Hank is a master of viral marketing and already has a Web site, a Facebook page, and a Twitter handle.

[Sources: Washington Post; National Enquirer]

Hank really shouldn’t limit himself to the Senate. Why not go for the big cat house?

Hank for President, 2012!

At least Hank’s upkeep and vacations will be a heck of lot cheaper than Barry’s and Moochelle’s.

~Eowyn