In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
“Sehr angenehm!
Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.”
Which means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have pooped in it.”
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama‘s health care plan. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
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It’s on its way to my list! Und danke sehr fuer diese!
Hahaha! I understand this stuff! I spent 3 years in Deutschland mit die U.S. Army. I’ve also stopped in New Braunsfels, Texas many times coming and going from California to Florida. They have a GREAT cafeteria there and the people who run it are the BEST!!!
Gesundheit.
Ja, eine gute Witze!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dumb Ass!
DUMB ASS…..That translates in ANY language! And they believe we are the ignorant ones!
AND take as much home with you as you want
Any idiot who works or campaigns for Ovomit was already FULL of B.S. and crap before he arrived in New Braunfels. Therefore, I doubt that the stupid moron would even notice the difference between the taste of the drinking water in Washington, D.C. and the rancher’s stock pond !! (LOL)
Well said Annie! …and right you are!!!
Too Funny, Steve,,, And seriously, I’ve seen stuff like this, where I live~!,,,
Out of state plates, like California, Massachusetts, New York, New Joisey, You know the drill~!
Personally, I think you should not refer to Barack as Skippy or Michelle as Moochelle. It shows a lack of respect. If want respect, you need to show it.
Personally, respect is something that is earned. And neither Barry nor Moochelle has earned my respect.
Respect for what? Routinely apologizing for America, gutting our military, and spending us into record debt/deficit?
Bowing down to every caliph, imam, mullah and ayatollah he can find? Worshipping and scraping to allah, a two-bit moon god?? For defaming America and its accomplishments every chance he gets? For not knowing that there are 50 States in the United States, and calling 57, as in the islamic potentate???
Where is obummer and moochelle due respect? They have NO RESPECT for America, nor its flag,,, And we’ll be damned if they have earned ours~! Yours, maybe,,, but not that of the posters on FOTM, as far as I am able to see~!
Mister – THIS SHOE FITS TWO WAYS~! ” If want respect, you need to show it. “