A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked… “Well, before you jump why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So she does… And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best
kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……..”.
The authorities think she may have been pushed.
-Dave
(h/t: My friend Lee)
My scooter head friends get a kick out of this one but the best one is when PETA has a protest at a biker rally…
oh Yeah!!! such a wonderful use of the secret hand shake and the duct tape !!!! That was in Jonesburg…. I missed that run…. lol but know the secret hand shake well!!! lol They made the mistake of showing up at a real hardcore rally brother… How they got him so high in that tree was a bit touchy…. love ya brother
Candy
Good chuckle Dave, Thanks
Hujonwi, that is funny. How about you know your going to have a real bad day when your riding in your car behind a huge pack of “Hells Angels” and
your horn gets stuck. Yea bad day.
Steve, that’s not just a ‘bad day’, it’s your LAST day!
I’ll bet they’d fix that stuck horn for you,Steve
A bad day like when a biker doesn’t put his kickstand down
at a toll-booth ? (hint:there’s a big oily patch from all of the cars
and trucks that have been idling where he’s gonna put his foot….)
dan, know what is really pretty on a bike. Pull up next to a car full of beautiful Women at the light. You try and act real cool and smile at the ladies. Then you fall over because while you were being cool , you forgot to put your foot down.
Umm , true story. I rode a Harley for almost 15 yrs. Was sort of a hard core biker 20 yrs ago.
I can relate although I was really drunk one night on a friends roadster and forgot to put my foot down… I had a chance to prospect but turned them down. Sure wish my brother would finish getting my sporty restored so i could get back into the wind… Oh don’t ride or drive drunk anymore…
Prospecting wasn’t that bad. Then again it can be a real hard time. Depending on where ya wanna play. I was asked into the big leagues and said no. Just wasn’t right. Now that would have been a hell of a prospect. Yikes!
LOL
Good one, Dave!
Oh yea Dan been there but it was at a bank drive through… Almost dropped my sporty and almost did the splits…
Hujonwi, yea those spots where cars sit and idle like bank and toll booth will kill ya everytime.
Yep only did that once…
Hujonwi…the one I liked so well brother was the D9 Cat show where it attempted to jump over 42 Demooo-crates… I know it only made it to 39, but if the last three hadn’t run off man, it would have been a totally successful show brother!!! Thanks for the tickets man!!!!
Candy
Anytime Bro… It was a great show…
Stand by FOTM… Candy is in the house… I’ll let him splain…
Hujonwi, Are you saying things are about to get interesting?
As us Oklahoma farm boys say… Yep…
Hey Farm Boy~
Do mind me askin which part of Oklahoma you’re from?
Hujonwi , sounds like fun.
A small town south of Oklahoma City called Newcastle.
Ok….I had a friend that went to OU and we would drive thru there when we would visit.
Cool. If ya ever pass by again let me know I would love to sit back and have a cold one with you and your hubby…
Love too! Thanks for the invite and same to u! Ever in the Amarillo Area u most definitely do the same!
Sure will. I have a brother that lives in the McCleen? area, not sure how it’s spelled just know how to get there…
I’ve been a biker since 1970. i can imagine that scenario happening. LOL
Lone, I’ve played for a while with these guys. Not anymore, but they may look big and scary, most have a heart of gold. Big teddy bears. Just don’t piss them off..LOL
Me to Steve… The guys I was around with Candy were all former Outlaw and then and still now with a Biker Ministry… I am the only one that was not former Outlaw.. So true don’t piss them off…
Hujonwi, Hey they are all fine law abiding people. They just happen to follow their own rules. I was asked to hang around Bandits while I wore the patch of a much smaller outfit. We were called “Baby Bandits ” cause many of our guys ended up full Bandito. We hung around together a lot. Some really nice guys…umm don’t piss them off..LOL
Outlaws , part of the big 4. Never knew any.
Then again, that was a long time ago.
Hey what happened to Candy? I thought we were in for a shakeup..LOL
Ya it was a small club in OKC that I kinda hung around. They wanted more and it wasn’t for me. Didn’t like the way they treated the ladies.
As for Candy I’m going to have to send him an email… It’s not so much of a shakeup but a different point of view. He was one of the founders of the Al Far Steros, know I messed that up, but it’s an outlaw club In Missouri that is still active.
Huj, same here small outfit ( Not 1% ers by any means) and pretty easy going. Next step up ladies became “Property Of ” Didn’t think that was kule. Again that was over 20 yrs ago. I spent 8 yrs with small club. Called the “Plainsmen” we had a chapter in Denver and one in Albuquerque, maybe 50 strong at best. . I enjoyed the Brotherhood. Last I heard about 5-6 yrs ago they had patches pulled cause of some screw up. They ceased to exist.
Ya that ‘propery of’ was something I really didn’t like along with a few other things. I got myself in enough trouble in those days and just having got out of the USN I wasn’t taking orders from anybody. Have heard something about the ‘Plainsmen’ but don’t remember where. I just rode with a few friends. Ya pulling patches can get ugly. Candy has some stories… they were 1%. Like a tug of war over a pit of burning oil…
Huj, like I said we were very easy going. Was fun while it lasted. I like
“Tug of war over a pit of burning oil”..LOL
I refer to them as my “Younger wilder days”
I see these shows on TV about all these different clubs and all’s it looks like is one big RICO act. Truthfully I never saw any of that.
Organized, hell lucky if everyone showed up for a mandatory run.