Are you ready to give those little grey cells in your noggin a workout?
The picture below was taken in 2007, when Al Gore and the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) were jointly awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
The IPCC was represented by its chair, Rajendra K. Pachauri, who also happens to be a soft-porn writer. Despite being the world’s premier and most powerful proponent of Manmade Global Warming, oops, Climate Change, the IPCC’s climate reports have been found to be riddled with errors.
Here are the rules of our Caption Contest:
- The winner will be selected by writers of FOTM.
- The winner will be awarded a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- Caption submissions by FOTM writers will not be considered.
To get the contest going, here’s my submission:
“Pachi, my bud. Didn’t I tell ya this global warming horsesh*t is the path to fame and fortune?”
The winning caption will be announced a week next Friday, February 17.
For the winner of our last (9th) Caption Contest, go here.
~Eowyn
The winners of Mr. Clinton’s 1st grade class coloring book contest show off their artistic skills and creativity!
Leaders of the “PANSY PARADE”?
“Hey Pachi,These look just like the one I got for inventing the internet.”
Good one!
Mommy was right, I am special!
We got the judges hoodwinked real good!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Do you think the wing-nuts will FINALLY get it now?”
“Naw… too many colors…”
Look we got pretty little folders, a decoder ring and an official membership card to Star Fleet.
Hey Punchy, do you think these credentials look as fake as the scientific research we used to steal, I mean, redistribute all their money? Hmmm… NAHHHHH!!!
“Mr. Gore, I was ‘fraid my plane be grounded in de ice-storm, and I would not make it here today to get this noble prize…”
“WHAA?? NO Rhaul! NO… just smile… and start sweating… and it’s NoBEL, Rhaul… Not noBLE…”
“I am Al the Gore, and I am going to use this award to stomp your freedom and liberty into the ground while getting filthy rich in the process, and this UN gorilla to my left sporting the black pajamas is going to help me do it.”
-Dave
Al Gore:
“Damn! I just won the Noble Peace Prize and I am STILL sharing the dang spotlight! Well…Back to the drawing board.”
Pachi:
“Is it even possible her jugs are real? Sh*t! I knew I should have brought my glasses!”
psst Pachi, I know a great place to get a full body massage!
Punch and Judy educate the Children…………………Taste samples next?
“psst-Raj-Wait ’til the 2009 award. We gonna look like geniuses then!”
Hey Pachi mate, didnt know be so easy to convince them. Gonna change my name to the Pied Piper.
(Even here in Australia Gore brainwashed a heap of sheep aaahhh I mean Australians lol)
Hey Pachi mate, if there are any doubters out there Im gonna find the blogg site they use and call them wingnuts….that will make them sorry then they will believe the fake science that we are pushn down every one throats.
Funny if it wasn’t so sad!
Gee whiz and yippee ! I feel so good ! Just goes to show that my scaring all the little kids half to death inside all those class rooms across America with all my global warming crap and lies about ice bergs melting and polar bears dying, was not such a total waste of my time afterall !! Hey, wanna go to my house on the beach after this is over to celebrate ….you know the one where I predicted the beach would erode many moons ago ??
This represents, “Hope without Hope”.