A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
”Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $ 10 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
”How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “About a gallon!”
H/T to my neighbor, Charlotte!
LTG
Need a match
Grannie, that’s a winner.
Hehe…love it!
I dare say I’d give two gallons if it was a senator, even at the high price we are paying for gas…
I have a two gallon gas can in the trunk,,,
douse obama first……
Excellenttttttttt!!!! LOL:-))
LOL – So where do I send the donation?
-Dave
I’ll raise donations by 2gal. and throw in 3bks. of matches… LOL… Hey, it’s for a good cause…
As in…. ’cause it’s a great idea! LOL
Heck I’ll fill my gas tank and set the van a blaze and brick on the peddle.
That should get us ready for the marshmellows and dogs. Yee Haa.
LMAO