Proof That The World Is Nuts!

First let me say I was able to verify a lot of these dumb laws.

The others I could not disprove. I found them all over net . ~Steve~

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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have

sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

Having sexual relations with a male animal

is punishable by death. 

(Like THAT makes sense.) 

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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine 

a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking 

directly at them during the examination. He may 

only see their reflection in a mirror. 

(Do they look different reversed?) 

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals

of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.

The sex organs of the deceased must be covered

with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia

is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’) 

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job

is to travel the countryside and deflower young

virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having

sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly

forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even

comes close to this? Can women do this too? )

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally

allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but

may only do so with her bare hands. 

The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand,

may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool ,

England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!) 

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In Cali, Colombia,

a woman may only have sex with her husband,

and the first time this happens,

her mother must be in the room to witness the act..

(Makes one shudder at the thought.) 

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia , it is illegal for a man

to have sex with a woman and her daughter 

at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that

they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms 

from vending machines with one exception: 

Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending 

machine only in places where alcoholic beverages

are sold for consumption on the premises.’ 

Is this a great country or what?

Well, … not as great as Guam!

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour. 

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can 

pull 30 times its own weight and always falls

over on its right side when intoxicated. 

(From drinking little bottles of ???) 

(Did our government pay for this research??) 

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Butterflies taste with their feet..

(Ah, jeez.)

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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.) 

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Starfish don’t have brains. 

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last? 

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

And I thought I had bad breath

in the morning!

Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me, in the future, I’ll be in Guam! 

~Steve~      H/T Joseph