A little girl asked her mother: “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered: “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered: “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said: “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Dad said they developed from monkeys?” The mother answered: “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”‘
~Steve~


Good one!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!