Today, the Obama administration announced that our country’s national emblem will be changed from the American Bald Eagle
a condom, because a condom more accurately reflects our government’s current political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
It just doesn’t get any more accurate than this.
H/t beloved fellow Tony Whitcomb.