Today, the Obama administration announced that our country’s national emblem will be changed from the American Bald Eagle
to this,
a condom, because a condom more accurately reflects our government’s current political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
It just doesn’t get any more accurate than this.
H/t beloved fellow Tony Whitcomb. 
~Eowyn
this would be funny if it wasn’t so true….
Funny, but sadly true!
please please do not let anyone let obama see this. if obama even had the remotest thought that people would allow such a change of symbols we would have condom flags and condom beer holders and condom coffee mugs and used condom party favors.
And in 2014, with healthcare reform, it’ll be BYOK-Y (bring you own… ) too.
You people are the worst….love your country…nothing could be further from the TRUTH. the real sad story is yours. my only hope is that you get back all that you are putting in to discredit, disrupt the flow of good that is now generating from having a real president that is trying to improve the status quo for most of America. Look up the word improve in the dictionary. Lets create a separate planet that you can go live on with Bush (all of them) Cheney, Rumsfeld, and all the rest of the murderers and looters. Have a real good time with the boys. Good luck. Adios! Or how about being deported back to the central sun for reprogramming!
Wow! Do you wake up in the morning and eat Rage for breakfast?
And here I’ve always thought you liberals are such tolerant, open-minded, pro-diversity, warm-and-fuzzy, peace-loving bleeding hearts.
“A real president improving the status quo for most of America”? What planet do you live on? 1 out of every 8 Americans on food stamps. 1 out of every 4 homes are under water. I can go on….
I sure hope you’re enjoying all that Hope and Change!
“…disrupt the flow of good that is now generating from having a real president that is trying to improve the status quo for most of America.”
First of all, little red comrade, in case you haven’t noticed, the Comrade Chairman is swiftly screwing this country into the ground financially and economically – to the point where my nieces and my nephew are going to grow up into what will essentially be a third-world, bankrupt and decidedly totalitarian country.
Secondly, it is not the government’s job to improve the lot of the people, but to ensure that their rights are protected – something the Obamanistas are failing at miserably.
This country was founded on the principals of individual freedom and liberty – two concepts your government indoctrinated brain cannot even begin to wrap itself around.
It was not founded on the Marxist anti-freedom and anti-individual ideology that this current POTUS, as well as you. support.
If anyone here hates America, it is you, comrade, as you are rather blindly supporting a president that is doing all he can to destroy the very things that made this the greatest country in recorded history.
Normally this is when I would point out to the other readers here that you are nothing more than a useful idiot.
However, having read the mindless drivel contained withing your post, I doubt you have the intellectual wherewithal to be even that.
-Dave
Excuse me, little oweblabber lover, could you please explain for me these things. (I know how smart you are and all.)
In 2008, both my husband and myself had solid, fairly good paying jobs. I got laid off in Dec 2008, he made it until Nov 2009. Under Bush we were doing juuuuust fine. (Clinton too, for that matter, a center-right president w/ the balls to understand sometimes Republicans are right.)
In 2008, we had both a savings account AND a checking account, both fairly healthy and not a blemish on our “overdrafting” status. Today, in 2012, we have to bounce our checking account EVERY MONTH, just to eat AND have our meds, not to mention a few small little luxuries known as electricity and a roof over our heads.
In 2008, I never dreamed I would own practically every thing I needed to sleep in a tent along the RR tracks, because THREE TIMES we have been just thiiiiis close to being there. Oh and my husband needs electricity for his breathing machine and his breathing treatments – pray tell, where are we getting THAT from? In 2012, we can barely pay the rent, but that comes before food and meds, in fact MEDS comes before food. I’ve never in my life gone w/o so many meals as I have under your beloved president. An improvement?
In Jan 2008, I traveled 800 miles one way to see my mother and the only thing worrying me was the vehicle, not the amount I was spending on gas. Now, in 2012, we scrimp and save every penny to get barely half a tank once a month. Talk about rationing!
In 2008, ALL my children lived on their own, in their own places. in 2012, my 33 y/o (who can’t find work anywhere – “overqualified” you understand) is living w/ his father and my 27 y/o is living w/ his aunt, altho he does still have a job. Seems they can’t figure out how to “outsource” food service jobs/waitstaff. Yet… Oh and one of her sons is living w/ her too – all in a one bedroom apartment.
Now, w/ the wisdom your years of living in the real world brings you, can you please explain to me how this wonderful president we have been blessed w/ has “improved my status quo”? I was never rich, our income combined put us just a couple thou over poverty level, we never owned a house (thank God!), we were never so much as “within Hubble Telescope viewing distance” of being even a “2 percenter”! Much less a “1 percenter”. We were just regular folks, who drove a well used car, got to eat out occasionally, maybe a movie or bowling sometimes, satisfied w/ life and content, church going folks. Isn’t it MY “status quo” he’s supposed to raising??? My husband worked 20 long, hard years, walking a yard full of NON-gang-segregated prisoners, w/ only his wits, a flashlight, and a 4 oz can of Mace to keep himself from being killed. For that he gets half a pension, (the damned ex gets the other half! Hail Maryland!), and a damn good health insurance policy. Now that your beloved president has taken away everything else in our retiring years, he’s going to take away our health care TOO?? Yeah, we can only “keep our doctor” if we can keep our insurance! Mine is still his from the St of MD, (likely MD will decide it’s cheaper to pay the fine…) and, MOST GRIEVOUSLY against his will, he was forced onto Medicare. And oh gee your beloved president wants to gouge $500 million from that too??
Please oh enlightened one, tell me how he’s “improving MY status quo”??? Explain to me how my kids are living even a better life than mine, much less “the American Dream”? (You know? Every parents’ hope? Or are you still 18 and never had to fend for yourself?)
That still won’t protect Bama and his Gay Gang from the drippy butt and the other dangers of their fudge packing ways! They will get what they deserve! It’s just going to take a little longer! Semper Fi.
dave ditto.. also i wanted to say to the obama idiot improve like 50 years of racial discrimination ( affirmative action) how is discriminating against people an improvement